I may be in the minority here, but beefcake bodies just don’t do it for me. Rippling biceps, washboard abs, dancing pectorals…no, thank you.
Tender arm muscles that say “i-can-lift-my-fixed-gear-bike-over-my-head-ow-i-guess-not”, a li’l belly that states “i-enjoy-visiting-random-hole-in-the-wall-restaurants-that-i-find-on-my-groupon-app”, and a smooth, hairless chest…oh, baby.
Which is why Joseph Gordon-Levitt is the embodiment of the perfect man (minus the little belly, but you can’t have it all, right?). He can play a badass like nobody’s business in a movie like Looper, then go and perform a ukulele duet with Zooey Deschanel two days later. I imagine he’s the type of guy who would go shopping with me at H&M, then take me home to our loft where we make out a little before watching Ancient Aliens on the History channel. And the skinny ties…oh god, the skinny ties.
Look at those little bones. I like dating a man I know I could take in a brawl. Or arm wrestle. Or tickle fight.
That’s right. Dance, Joseph, dance! Dance, my little man! Ba ha ha ha! WE LOVE YOU JOSEPH!
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t